Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

How many people live in China? At least ten.

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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