What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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why did the man die? he was shot

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this is not an anti joke

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Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

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Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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