- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

I'm HIV positive.

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

L's I's that took Viagra.

Autism speaks but not really

what's the difference between a duck?

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.