- Anti Joke

what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

Knock Knock, Ow my face

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roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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