- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my hand is a DOLPHIN!

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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