What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

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???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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A white person at Harvard

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where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

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What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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why did the man die? he was shot

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

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Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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