- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

Sticks and stones may break my bones.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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