I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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L's I's that took Viagra.

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Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

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Guess what i just did. Master bait.

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Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

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What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

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I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

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WHO WANTS SOW????

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

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why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

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WEED!

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

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