Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

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