your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

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There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

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In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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Gangnam style

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JUST KIDDING^

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sdfrgtyuki

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knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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anal seepage

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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