A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

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woman's rights

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

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My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

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Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

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How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

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YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

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He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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