Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

religion

Women's rights

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

Jews

A Fat Kenyan

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Justin Bieber's mother.

There's my tractor.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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