Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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joke under this line wins _________________________

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

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What's green and has wheels? a green car.

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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Why did it die Nothing died

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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TEST! ACTUALLY READ THIS! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

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Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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