- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

fruit salad?

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

She said no

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

Jesus was a good guy

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