Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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