What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

meh

banana

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

Dylan is a person

how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

Bumsniffer

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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