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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

What did Delaware? A coat.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

I pooped.

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

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