what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

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What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

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what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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You see how lame this is?

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

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Donald Trump

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What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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