knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

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Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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roses are red, violets are blue.

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What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

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Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

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Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

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What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

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Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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