- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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