- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

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