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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What swims in the ocean? Fish

A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

What do you call it when the sht hits the fan? The sht hits the fan.

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

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