What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Anti Joke

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