If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

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Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

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WNBA

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u jelly?

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what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

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What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

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A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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