doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

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Speaker 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Speaker 2: Why? Speaker 1: Every member of your immediate, nuclear, and extended family simultaneously contracted Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease (COPD) while being beaten, maimed, raped, tortured, and molested by a deranged serial killer during the sinking of the Titanic, eventually bleeding to death and allowing child rapists to eat their dead bodies.

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

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What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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