Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

Guess what? The Game.

Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

Chuck Norris.

So a jew walks into a bar!

cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

Poop...

CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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