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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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