Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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men's rights.

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Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

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Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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