Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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On a deserted island in the middle of nowhere three women have just been in a horrible boat wreck. They are okay and alive. One is a lovely smart brunette. An appealing ginger. And a blond.. named Becky. They take shelter when one of them notices a shimmer in the sand. They pick it up to discover that it was a golden lamp. They rub it and a blue cloud of smoke consumes them. Then a magnificent Guinnie appears and says "You have awoken me from my 10,000 year encasement inside that lamp! I shall grant you 3 wishes to show you my sincere gratitude." The brunette wishes for a plane so she can fly home. The ginger wishes for a boat to sail back home. The blonde was lonely so she wished that the brunette and the ginger were back with her.

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My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

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What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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Snooki

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How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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