- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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