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Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

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Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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