WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

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How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

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Adam Turkolowoskiaklfadjufsdjksbgsgsafafdsg

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

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Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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