How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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Misner is a twat.

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

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text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

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How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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