What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Sac

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

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What do you call a building full of black people Jail

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What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

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Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

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what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

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A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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Black people

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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