- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

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What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

You read the Terms of Service.

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

Women.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

How come grilled cheese?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

Knock Knock! Come in.

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