- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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