- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

say cheese

why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

all these jokes suck ass

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