A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

gay marriage.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

Catholicism.

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

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