What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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A white person at Harvard

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

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What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

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What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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Brad Fuller!

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

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Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

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What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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whats long and green? weed

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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0 + 0 = 0

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

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