what do you call a dead black man? dead

In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

What black and has children A black man

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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