A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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Welcome to die!

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

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A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

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one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Guess what i just did. Master bait.

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What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

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