- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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