Knock knock. Racism.

A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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