Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

What color is red paint? Red

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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