Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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