A woman walks into a bar.

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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AAAnd that did not totally send a rush of sweet endorphin's up my spine, I think myself of as really really blunt, I value individualism rather than complete assimilation, I think that, if people want to hear my opinion, they ask me, and if they want to hear what they want to hear, they can ask... Pff, anybody else. I end up insulting a lot of people literally asking for it, but moments like these make it all worth it. I am also extremely superstitious, the catchphra states "Grain of salt" so I wont take your comment completely... I am just screwing around...

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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You idiot.

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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Cool Brian

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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