- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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