- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

Knock knock. Racism.

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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