how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

Barbara Streisand

A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

split your ass cheek

knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

The person below me is weird.

George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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