- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

What do vampires cross the sea in?

A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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