- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? thunk

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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