...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

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child labor

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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AAAnd that did not totally send a rush of sweet endorphin's up my spine, I think myself of as really really blunt, I value individualism rather than complete assimilation, I think that, if people want to hear my opinion, they ask me, and if they want to hear what they want to hear, they can ask... Pff, anybody else. I end up insulting a lot of people literally asking for it, but moments like these make it all worth it. I am also extremely superstitious, the catchphra states "Grain of salt" so I wont take your comment completely... I am just screwing around...

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What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

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Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

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Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

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try slamming a revolving door

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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Im black

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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