- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

Dylan is gay

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

banana

Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

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