What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

roses are red. violets are violet...

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

Gingers.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

This one time at band camp music was played.

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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