- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

tight butthole 4 lyfe.

Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

i died. new product by steve jobs

The black man leaves the strip club.

What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

Your existance.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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