- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

Kathy Griffin.

ass.

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Penis

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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