What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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hi

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This one sucks!

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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I have aids

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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