A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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Are you gay? No. Ok.

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why does column have a letter n?

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Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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A man went to the doctor with a strange complaint. "Well it's like this Doc, when I drive to work in the morning through the country lanes I start to sing 'The green green grass of home'. If I see a cat then it's 'What's new, pussy cat?'. It's so embarrassing, even when I'm asleep and dreaming, I still keep singing. Last night, it was 'Delilah', and my wife was not amused!" "Yes, it would apear that you have the early symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome." "Well I've never heard of that, is it common?" asked the man. "Yes," replied the doctor, "It is very uncommon."

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

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Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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