why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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a man is running away

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

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If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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