Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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A man walks into a bar.

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yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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Black people. They are so kind.

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Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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