What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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Tunechi

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Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

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Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

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I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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whats a dick a dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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