- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Why does life suck? Because it does

roses are red, violets are blue.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

An English man walks into a pub.

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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