- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

So a seal walks into a club..

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

Yes!

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

women's rights.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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