A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

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Abstract thinking part one of... One: What kind of idiot tries to run trough a wall, rather than to just use the door? The "Idiot" is in a cell whose walls are made of thin wood plates, the door is made of steel and locked. How I cured my own damn anxiety five hundred of one: Now this is real see? I got stressed, damn it was like something that was not me but my body scared as shit began fearing for its life right my arms shaking like fuck sweat and all that crapa? So I got pissed got in front of the mirror, stared at myself and shouted "GODDAMN BODY YOU THINKS YOU CAN CONTROL ME? IF YOU DO NOT STOP BEING SO FUCKING AFRAID OF DEATH! THEN I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF!" So yeah unconventional indeed, but it worked for five times, and I never had to use it anymore. Moral: My own body and every fucking cell of it, is not the only one that fears me more than death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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