Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What's funnier than 24? 25

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

thumb_up thumb_down +16

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

joke

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Gotta go Fast Gotta go Faster Faster Fasterfasterfaster! Moving at the speed of sound I'm the quickest hedgehog around Got ourselves a situation Start getting a new location Without any explanation On top of relaxation! Go- Go- Go- Don't blink Don't think Just Go go go go G-g-g-g-go go! Sonic, he's on the run Sonic, he's number one Sonic, he's coming next so watch out for Sonic X! Gotta go fast, gotta go faster faster faster fasterfasterfaster Go go go go go go go go go! Sooooniiiiic X!!

thumb_up thumb_down +16

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

thumb_up thumb_down +16

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

thumb_up thumb_down +16

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

jcjdj

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Black People

thumb_up thumb_down +16

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Santa isn't real

thumb_up thumb_down +14

I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops