- Anti Joke

Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

There was a dog walking down the street with his GF. The dog can have a GF and can talk because this is an anti joke. Then the dog broke up with his GF because he was unhappy with her scent. Dogs are weird that way. Then, sobbing, he saw something through the blur of his tears. The county fair was open! Elated, the dog ran to the fair and waited n the ticket line for a long time. He waited so long, he almost exploded. Once he got to the end, he reached in his coat pocket (yeah, the dog is wearing a coat. It's cold), and found no wallet. FUUUUUUU! By the time he got back, the fair was closed for the day. The next time he came back, he had a hard time getting through the line. When he did, he raced to the ferris wheel. Halfway up, the ferris wheel stopped. CWAP! The neckst daey, thee dwawg whent two the ferries weele and went up. Yay. At the top, he saw his house! there was a chicken crossing the road. WTF? Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Phuck yeah.

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

I like colin but not as much as apple

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

There's a god, just kidding.

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

Wanna here a good joke?

I like colin but not as much as apple

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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Knock Knock Not Yet

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

There's a god, just kidding.

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

Wanna here a good joke?

I like colin but not as much as apple

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you