Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

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What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

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What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

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what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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Woman's Rights

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what smells worse then shit Drew White

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3 men were involved in a terrible plane crash. The first man got up, and all he could see was blue. Blue houses, blue cars, blue people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see blue. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops, then left in his blue world. The second man got up and all he could see was red. Red houses, red cars, red people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see red. He went down stairs and ate cherrieos, then left in his red world. The last man got up, and all he could see was yellow, yellow cars, yellow houses, and yellow poeple. Yet again he walked to a house, and the kind people let him stay the night. Once he woke up, he only could see yellow still. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops and left into his yellow world. So this proves that 2 out of 3 men prefer fruit loops over cherrieos.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

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Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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