- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

Poop swing

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

WUT SMELLS ? my poo

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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