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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

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