A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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this girl died

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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Q. who's george porchy?

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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I just found out i have cancer.

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boo

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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