- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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