What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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?u?? ????? ????? '?? p??? o? u?op ?p?sdn s??? p?dd??? no? ??

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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Neither have I

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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