- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

What color was the duck? It had one foot.

When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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