A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

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An irish man walks out of a bar

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While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

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thumbs up!

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

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Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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