- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

Why does life suck? Because it does

Women's rights

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

roses are red, violets are blue.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Donkey lips

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

There's a god, just kidding.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

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