A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

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Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Dusters blow stuff.

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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Who wants pizza crusts?

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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