- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

The joke below is absolute shit.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

What is more worse than death? Death

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

I pooped my pants

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

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