What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

Bloody kids ...

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

What's funnier than poop? More poop

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

A homosexual walks into a church

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

What's funnier than 24? 25

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

A man walks into a bar.

knock knock who's there no one

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

rishi is gay (coventry england)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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