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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

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