A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

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Potassium? K.

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

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Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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