- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

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What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

Mitt Romney penis

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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