Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

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Kim Kardashian got a job.

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Tony Romo

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

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Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

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How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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http://richardfigures.com/

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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